Parodies
epub |eng | 2019-10-02 | Author:Jason Hazeley

Donald likes to make terrible things nearly happen, and then stop them at the last minute. That way he can say he stopped a terrible thing from happening. It is ...
( Category: Presidents & Heads of State March 1,2020 )
epub |eng | 2017-11-13 | Author:Carl Cederström

Carl, June 22 After an unsuccessful second attempt to use the prostate vibrator, an experience that felt more like self-rape than self-love, I returned to the upmarket sex shop. I ...
( Category: Parodies February 29,2020 )
epub |eng | 0100-12-31 | Author:Mike (The Situation) Sorrentino [Mike (The Situation) Sorrentino]

My favorite pastime is proving people wrong about me. My second favorite pastime is pounding out a tight Seaside guidette. I also enjoy funnel cakes. Closing the Deal When your ...
( Category: Parodies February 28,2020 )
epub |eng | 2019-10-14 | Author:Aaron Reynolds

OVERBEARING HERON This heron’s primary source of joy is the misfortune of others. And while it always feels like their comeuppance is just around the corner, it never seems to ...
( Category: Bird Field Guides February 25,2020 )
epub |eng | 2008-07-15 | Author:Marsha Normandy & Joseph St. James

Notes: __________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ Remember as a kid how much fun it was to sit in your parents’ station wagon as it went through the car wash? Now that ...
( Category: Love, Sex & Marriage February 24,2020 )
epub |eng | 2001-02-21 | Author:Judy Carter

Exercise: Honing Your Act Go through all of your index cards. 1. On each card, circle one topic. (You should circle only one topic and one joke per card.) 2. ...
( Category: Comedy February 22,2020 )
epub |eng | 2019-02-20 | Author:@Trouteyes & Moose Allain

The Who let the Mods out. The Who. Who. He’s a sleazy bugger. He’ll piss you off when you don’t need it. Specs and rugs and sausage rolls, are all ...
( Category: Parodies February 21,2020 )
epub |eng | | Author:William Codpiece Thwackery

It seemed to Elizabeth that she had barely closed her eyes at all when the sun began creeping in at the window, like a burglar with nice warm hands. Sighing, ...
( Category: Parodies February 20,2020 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2008-08-31 | Author:Gregory Bergman & Anthony W. Haddad [Bergman, Gregory]

50. A Detour Takes You Through a Bad Part of Town With all the news and films about violence in America’s inner cities, you might be nervous about going through ...
( Category: Parodies February 19,2020 )
epub |deu | 2019-05-17 | Author:Herr Sonneborn geht nach Brüssel [Brüssel, Herr Sonneborn geht nach]

J u ncker u nd sei n Ste l lvertreter Ti mmermanns müssen mitan hören, wie i h re EU weiter zusammenschrumpft Sachdienlicher H inweis der lrish Ti mes Another ...
( Category: Parodies February 17,2020 )
epub |eng | 2018-02-15 | Author:Aubrey Smith

Pruning a Tree If you have well-established trees in your garden, you will have to remove branches on occasion: a limb might be dead or showing signs of disease; two ...
( Category: Cleaning, Caretaking & Relocating February 16,2020 )
epub |eng | 2013-11-30 | Author:Craig Zerf [Zerf, Craig]

Chapter 16 With a vast tearing and splintering the castle doors collapsed inwards to open the way for the screaming minions of Bil de Plummer, the evil one. The captain’s ...
( Category: Humorous February 15,2020 )
epub |eng | 2014-12-10 | Author:Steve Lookner [Lookner, Steve]

CHAPTER 12 Minho and Thomas followed the Heavers as they headed down the corridor and then took another turn. Minho approached the corner where they’d turned and cautiously peered around ...
( Category: Parodies January 17,2020 )
epub |eng | 2016-02-29 | Author:Jacqueline Novak

College is meant to train you not just for future bedroom skills but also for a future career or something, and by graduation I had fully immersed myself in stand-up ...
( Category: Parodies January 17,2020 )
epub |eng | 2019-08-29 | Author:Adam Mansbach

I don’t love you any less now, my dear. Love’s not a pie; we don’t have to divide it. I’m just so frazzled I hate everybody And I’m too fucking ...
( Category: Siblings January 16,2020 )